May 1996 -- Volume 1, Number 1

Plokta comes to you from Steve Davies and Alison Scott. It's a presumptuous little fanzine, with an interesting bouquet and excellent colour and clarity. It is available for letter of comment, trade, contribution, two pints of beer, Nova nomination or, of course, superfluous technology. Email them to plokta@vraidex.demon.co.uk (better not try to email the beer). This fanzine is a direct descendant of Wrath of Ghu, Evolution's alternative newsletter. May contain nuts. The Plokta cabal also includes Steven Cain, Giulia De Cesare, Sue Mason (thanks for the piccies, Sue) and Mike Scott. Thanks to them, and to Pam Wells for encouraging us to be more scurrilous.

	Editorial
	And On, And On, And On
	Separated at Birth
	All in the Mind
	My Sausage is Bigger than Yours
	Every Office Has One
	Superfluous Chronology
	Convenient
	Gadget of the Month
	Mischievous Science
	The Fyffe Award
	The Other Radisson
	Slash
	Martian Pinball
	Ask Dr Plokta
	The Tickboxes of Doom

We stole the picture of the Energizer Bunny^TM from www.energizer.com. For an extra consideration, correspondents can get copies of all the jokes that one or other of us was forced to edit out on grounds of taste, relevance or (mostly) both.